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Time For Fun

Time For Fun

June 12, 2008

Audrey--My Chance To Pinch Hit




When: February to March, 2003
Status: Married 25 years, on grown child
Occupation: Real Estate Appraiser
Meetings: 17
Age: 47

Quotable:  "Cheating is fun!"

There's your one-night stands and then there's your one-month stands. Audrey was a "one-monther". Her choice, not mine.

I actually found her on Sexyads in January of 2003. She lived in Rochester, NY and was moving to Cleveland in February. She was 47 and was coming down to set up her and her husband's new house and he'd be joining her the following month. So she was looking for somebody to "pinch fuck" for him. She had some grainy pics with her ad, but I could tell that she was a hardbody. This woman kept herself in great shape.

I decided to apply for the job and sent her a message. My profile had plenty of pics and I referred her to them and left her my regular email address. A couple of days later, she emailed me. She asked if I wanted to chat online that night. After we exchanged a couple more emails, we arranged to to chat on AOL that night.
That night, we chatted for a bit. She was pretty nice. 

"Your husband know that you're doing this? Or is discretion needed?" 
"No. He'd flip. I've cheated a couple of times before, but don't get the opportunity to do it too much."


She was due out in a few weeks. The movers would be bringing everything down and her hubby would be staying in New York, helping his successor with the transition. He'd be taking over another job with the company when he got to Cleveland. This was perfect. The only caveat was that it was strictly a one month deal.

Audrey was very clear on this, and I didn't have a problem with it. This was 2003 and I was still involved with Heather, whom I mentioned in the Kellie entry. Heather and I broke up while I was fucking Audrey, but that's for another entry.
Audrey and I chatted on-line and/or the phone every other day or so for those few weeks. I liked her, and I liked her attitude. She wasn't into romance, just the sex and was an honest and open lady. She had two grown kids, both of whom lived in New York City.

I'd spend my days working and fucking Heather, and when she was home, Alex, after she got home for work. Then at night, I'd spend time on-line with some other women that I was trying to talk into spreading their legs for me. It's a numbers game. I fail the vast majority of the time. But the more you ask, the more you get. You just have to know when to cut bait.

The internet and sites like Sexyads, Adult Friend Finder, Married Secrets, and similar sites have been great for this. It helps cut down on the time it takes to find married women who want to play.

Audrey did make it out and gave me a call the night before the movers got there. In fact, I would end up hooking up with Audrey about a week after my ill-fated night of fucking Carla. Safe to say that Audrey was a much more enjoyable experience.

"I thought you weren't due in until tomorrow."
"No, that's the movers. I got here earlier today and I'm staying at the Hampton Inn here in North Olmsted."

"You want me to come over?"
"If you want.....but I don't want to be pushy....."

"Sure you don't. You have to beg."


She laughed, "Oooooh puhhhhhhhleeeeeeze come over!"
"Since you asked so nicely....."
"But aren't you tired? You drove down today. That's a long drive." "No biggie. I had a nap earlier. I have some energy left."
Alex was out of town, and Heather had broken our date that day (through no fault of her own), so I was uber-horny and ready to tap into that energy.
Around 10 o'clock, I made the quick drive to North Olmsted and met Audrey in the lobby. She got out of her chair and approached me. 

"Ryan?" 
"Uh huh." 
"Nice to meet you in person," she said with a smile. 
"Likewise." 
"Shall we head up to my room?"

We pushed the elevator call button and she leaned over and we started kissing a little. 

She had on a faded pair of blue jeans and a light green sweater. I took the picture at the top of this entry at her house about a week and a half after our first meeting. She's wearing that same pair of jeans. Just check out that ass on her.

So we're kissing a little and I reached down and grabbed her ass a little. It reminded me of that old song, "Solid As A Rock."

"So you like?"
"I love."

"Elevator's sure taking its time."

"I know. I can't wait to peel those jeans off of you."


More kissing.


"Anybody watching us?"

"
That couple checking in."

"They're jealous. They know what we're about to do."


More kissing.


She pulled back and said, "On second thought....." Audrey grabbed my hand and we went into the stairwell. We were climbing up the stairs--her room was on the fourth floor--and on the landing between the second and third floors, she got on her knees and unzipped my pants.

"Ever had a blow job in a stair well?" she smiled. I had, but didn't want to ruin the mood. "No." She pulled my hard cock out and started sucking on me hard. "Just tell me when you're gonna cum, Ryan."


Well, I was so horny that I knew it wouldn't take long. And I was right. A few minutes of this 47 year-old beauty licking and cupping my balls, and jacking and deep throating my cock, and I could feel myself getting close. Audrey also did something I thought was hot: with her free hand, she grabbed my hand and gripped it tightly as she worked on me.

I groaned that I was about to cum and she pulled off of my cock and I turned and emptied a huge load of hot cum on the carpet of the landing. And when I say huge, I mean it. Audrey looked at the fruits of her labot and looked up at me and laughed.

"You always shoot that much?" 
I laughed, "When I'm on my game." 
"When you fuck me, it's cool to cum on my stomach and ass. I like that. Just not on my face"


She stood up and we kissed some more. I turned her around and had her brace her hands against the wall. I reached around, unbuckled her belt, and pulled her jeans and underwear down to the middle of her thighs.

I got on my knees and slid my hand between her legs. 
"Fuck, you are so wet sweetie." 
"Tell me about it. Feel like I'm about to explode." 

 Audrey started playing with her clit and I went to work on that rock-hard ass. I kissed her cheeks and started rimming her crack. After a minute or so, she then said, "I gotta get on the floor honey...this position's too tough."


Audrey got on all fours and went back to masturbating. Her ass was sticking straight up and I buried my face in it again, smelling her pussy and teasing her asshole with my tongue. Soon, I started getting worried about getting caught. We had been in that stairwell for several minutes at that point and we had been very lucky not to be interrupted. But I wanted to make her cum soon before we were caught.

Still, that concern didn't dampen my enjoyment of rimming her. And when I started pushing my tongue up into her asshole, she started getting really close. Audrey's hand was moving fast and she kept pushing her ass into my face harder and harder.

Finally, the payoff arrived. Audrey started breathing heavily and whimpering and saying "Gonna cum....gonna cum...." several times. Finally she let out a groan that she tried to keep quiet, stiffened up, and came.

She raised her head up slightly and said, "Fuck..." I needed a moment as well and sat down against the wall. Audrey, without pulling up her jeans, crawled over and joined me. "Is this what the next several weeks are going to be like?" "Yeah." 

 She looked down at her pants and laughed. "Just so you know...I don't usually sit around hotels with my pussy hanging out."


At that point, my fear of being caught was gone, and I took my middle finger and slid it inside her pussy. She smiled, "Feels nice." 

I started sliding my finger in and out hard and fast and we started kissing again. After a minute or so, her body jerked and she came as she was pushing her tongue hard into my mouth.

Then we heard the door to the stairwell from the second floor open up. That lady got her pants on in about half a second and we bolted up the stairs all the way to the fourth floor. I don't know if whoever opened that door was going up or going down to the lobby, but we weren't about to find out.

We got into her room and ripped off out clothes. My cock was at full mast and Audrey laid on her back on the bed with her head hanging off the edge. I went over, positioned my cock over her face, and leaned down on my forearms. This is a great way to 69. Actually, any way is a great way to 69.

I spread her pussy lips with my fingers and started licking and sucking away. Audrey really loved getting her shaved pussy eaten, and I loved doing it. I would find out that it usually took a little while for her to reach her first orgasm--then the floodgates would open.

It took a little time to make her cum the first time in the stairwell. But when I finger-fucked her, it didn't take all that long. And as I sucked and kissed her lips and clit, I made her cum quickly again. After she came--much louder this time, I got off of her and she laid me down on my back.

She took her right hand and said, "Time to cum again." Her hand slid up and down my slick cock fast and hard. Her grip was perfect: not too tight, and not too loose. After a few minutes, I started groaning. Audrey leaned toward me and said, "Cum for me," and slid her tongue into my mouth. A few seconds later, I was pouring another boatload all over my stomach and chest.

Audrey took her hand and rubbed my cum over my chest. "I had almost forgotten how hot it was to fuck other guys...." We got a couple of drinks and relaxed for awhile and chatted. We ended up nodding off for awhile. Audrey, nap or not, had to be tired from her drive down and I had just blasted two huge loads. It wasn't even midnight, so I figured that I'd take the time and let my body replenish itself. I knew I'd be fucking her soon enough.

And a couple of hours later, I would be.

We woke up around 2 in the morning. I slid down a bit on my back and Audrey got on top of me for some 69 action. She was working on my cock, which was starting to get hard again, and I went to work on her asshole and pussy.

As she was stroking and sucking my cock, I started eating her asshole. Audrey really loved that, and I started finger-fucking her slick pussy at the same time. A few minutes later, she let out a groan that the people in the adjoining rooms had to have heard and came.

"Fuck..." 
"I'm going to fuck you like crazy for the next four weeks."


I rolled her onto her back and climbed on top her. We spent a few minutes kissing and then I go on her side. She was very wet, and I put my palm between her legs. I smiled and said, "Relax and I'm make you cum again."


My hand slid over her shaved pussy like a guy in a wetsuit on a Slip N' Slide. "Yeah...yeah...." Audrey contributed to the Palm Pilot. She was gyrating her hips and playing with her breasts. Her other hand was stroking my cock. A couple of minutes later, she arched her back, groaned loudly again, and came.

"Fuck, that was incredible!"
"I've heard that before."
"I bet you have."
"Can I be direct?"

"Sure."
"I really have to fuck you."


She laughed,
and said, "Lay back, and let me do the work."


I was more than happy to do just that. Audrey rolled a condom down my cock and then straddled me. As she eased down, she said, "You feel good, Ryan." "You do too, baby."


Audrey started breathing heavily as she started to go up and down my cock. I saw a chance to make her cum quickly and reached over and started rubbing her hard clit. "Yeah....keep doing that....keep doing that..." About a minute later, she groaned again and came hard.

"Okay, honey, you're gonna cum for me now..." Audrey quickend her pace and just a couple of minutes later, I leaned forward and wrapped her arms around her waist and came. As I was cumming, Audrey ran her hands through my hair and said, "That's it, honey.....mmmmmmmmmm...."


We disengaged and fell back on the bed and cuddled.

"It's late, Audrey. Want me to go?"
"No. Don't. Movers will be at my place around eleven....stay with me?"

"You got it."



We took a shower and crawled into bed. And fell asleep. We woke up around seven.

"Good morning, honey."
"Good morning."
"Wanna grab some free breakfast?"
"Sure."


We grabbed a quick shower and got dressed and helped ourselves to a hot breakfast. The conversation was very nice and soon it was around 8:00. We did attract a bit of attention from a couple at the table behind us with some some kissing, but not much. Audrey didn't seem too concerned with discretion, but then again, nobody knew her.

Finally, loud enough for the couple behind us to hear, she said,
"Let's head back up to our room. I want to get as much fun with you as possible before my husband gets here from New York." I looked at her with a surprised expression.

"Hey, if they're going to eavesdrop, then they hear what they hear." As we walked past, she stopped and said, "That's right. I'm fucking around on my husband. And it's a blast."


I'm just glad that the room was fairly empty when she said that. As we got into the elevator, she looked at me and said, "Nosy assholes."


We got back up and we stripped down. "Do the hand thing...."


I licked her pussy for a minute to get it lubed up and then fulfilled her request. Like the night before, it took several minutes for her to cum. But once she did, the floodgates opened up again.

I sat up against the headboard and Audrey laid on her stomach and took my cock in her mouth and sucked me nice and slow. I needed that, big time. I had cum three times in less than ten hours, so Mr. Happy needed some tender loving care. Audrey's mouth was the perfect provider.

As Audrey was working on my cock, she looked up and said, "No rush, honey. Just relax. I'll get you up." It took around four of five minutes, but she was true to her word. "That's it baby. I knew you'd get hard."


Audrey grabbed a condom. I got that sucker on fast, not wanting to lose my hard-on. She got on all fours and the site of that tight ass sticking up and me got me even harder. I slid in easily. She groaned as I slid in.

I just pumped my cock in and out and held her hips tightly with my hands. Soon, she was cumming. And then cumming again. And again. And again. Finally, she groaned.... "Fuck baby...come on and cum....." I was ready, so I turned her on her back and she spread her legs.

I crawled on top and she wrapped her legs around mine. She said, "Kiss me." I leaned down and kissed her as I slid in and out of her. Her hands were roaming all over my back. Soon, I could feel myself getting close. Audrey could sense this and started saying, "Cum....cum on Ryan.....cum on my stomach....."


That did it. I pulled out, whipped off the condom, and sprayed my hot cum all over her stomach and tits. As we were looking at each other, she dipped her finger in my cum and tasted it. "I'd better get my ass moving." "You've done a good job of that so far." She laughed and said, "I know, but I have to get to the house!"


We took another shower and got dressed again. I had a lunch date with Heather a few hours later and wanted to get going as well. While we were getting dressed, Audrey told me that she'd call me later.

Heather came over to my place around noon and stayed for a couple of hours. Around five, I was working and got my call from Audrey. She told me that the move had gone very well and wanted to know if I wanted to come over for a couple of hours that night. I said yes and that I'd bring her a pizza for dinner. By the time I got back home that evening, I was wiped out. Perhaps "drained" would be a better description.

Audrey was definitely a blast. We had a great time over those few weeks. I would've loved to have kept it going, but Audrey was extremely worried about getting caught. I had her over to my place one last time on the same day her husband was driving down from New York.

We've stayed friends over the last few years. When I was in Florida, she called me and we discussed Jackie and talked about her new boyfriend, who was single, 23, and could have her over whenever she wanted to fuck. They lasted about six months. She's had a couple of affairs since then.

For Audrey's pics, click here (members only).